Journal of Thee Jackal
Eclectic Assortment of My Mental Monologue
Monday, September 11, 2023
Future-Proof Your Career Path
Thursday, December 29, 2022
Wanna Hear About ... My First Kiss
Allow Jack L. Bruit to recount the tale
We were young
10th grade ended in 2010 ...
That made me {2009 - 1993 or} 16 years old
Then we "became a couple" sometime during the football season
She played the piccolo while I was a drummer
I can't say specifically the calendar date
Only recently turned 16 ...
Thus,
Kira tagged along for the ride
There had been some inclement weather,
So my driveway was treacherous w/ ice
As we pulled into the driveway,
An unspoken request & acceptance to walk me to my door
After her mom put the van into park
& we could hear her mother demanding, "Get back in this car!"
But Kira refused to change course
We carefully continued up the remainder of the driveway
As I opened the door,
Can't remember what I said / asked,
## The Moment
Please keep in mind ...
To that point in my 16[year] of existence ...
I had never had a legit kiss
So ...
I was nervous
& the cold weather was not helping
I sheepishly stole a glance into Kira's eyes ...
She caught my attention & said, "It's alright"
"No ... I want t...", I whispered
As I leant in
& then ...
Got my first kiss 😁
Thursday, June 16, 2022
Magic the Gathering Turn Considerations
MTG Turn Considerations
An oversimplification
Intro
Turn Importance
Win-Equity, or WeQ
Turn 0, a.k.a. T0
Other hands have a clear out-of-the-gate strategy
T1 : Turn 1
Other decks require option (2)
T2 : Turn 2 & Beyond!
(such as this one)
as to not give away too much WeQ!
Saturday, June 11, 2022
Guns are like . . . Motor Vehicles
Guns are like . . . Motor Vehicles
A simile
Utility
Responsibility
Usability
"2nd Amendment"
License v. Permit
I have used both ~ certainly 1 far more frequently than the other
(as a hint, there was 1 year I topped over 30,000 miles driven)
Gun Control?
What would more strict gun laws look like?
Sound like?
Would they be an infringement upon the 2nd Amendment?
What truly even tho was the heart of the law of the 2A?
If nothing else,
(as with the ownership of an MV)
considering the potential collective commodity of a gun
A Solution ...
Friday, February 25, 2022
HowTo : PowerShell ~ Announcement!
Announcement | HowTo : PowerShell
A change in the winds of this tutorial series
The Announcement!
I have decided that this series on how to script using Windows PowerShell will be best served to any interested people as a YouTube vlog
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I shall update this written blog series with direct links to that playlist once I have the first video posted
May PoSh (short-hand for PowerShell) power your shell experience!
The YouTube Link
Thursday, December 9, 2021
HowTo : PowerShell | Lesson Zero
Lesson 0 | HowTo : PowerShell
Intro to my PowerShell-teaching blog-series
What Is PowerShell?
To my understanding at the initial writing of this, PowerShell is a scripting language native from Microsoft Windows Operating System (OS)
If most or all of that directly-above sentence read like a foreign language to you --> I recommend reading up on #ComputerProgramming or better yet #CodeNewbie over on Twitter or similar social media platform
Or, for a less social-source, I highly recommend W3Schools.com, either diving first into HTML (IMO coding) or JavaScript (IMO programming), both of which fall under the "software" umbrella
Who Uses PowerShell?
First & foremost: I use PowerShell!
I have never been officially tasked with writing it professionally, but I have used it at nearly each job I have held since graduating college/roundOne
I also use PowerShell as a hobby {=
For some examples of my go-to PowerShell tricks & shortcuts, I encourage you to browse code over on my GitHub at My Directory Tools
Beyond my fingertips . . . I am honestly not sure who else for sure uses PowerShell
I think it gets some buzz among IT folks in administration roles in business, since it can automate a lot of mundane computer-based tasks
When Could You Use PowerShell?
Whenever you have a computer!
Preferably a Windows OS (WinOS) machine
But PowerShell Core is available to cross-platform use, for non-WinOS people
Sadly, tho, I have not yet dabbled in PowerShell Core so if you lack access to a WinOS machine and wish to try PowerShell Core --> you will need to find another teaching source
Where?
Anywhere that computer will effectively run . . . so like, probably definitely not in a hot tub!
Why Bother Learning PowerShell?
I am so glad you asked!
Allow me share my joys that have blossomed from learning PowerShell
Granted, you likely will not find the same use cases of PowerShell that I have, but these may serve as some ideas of PowerShell's power
I first laid eyes on PowerShell while working for North American Communications (NAC) as a "data processor"
For that job, I had to run many many computer programs, clicking incessantly on my work computer
One of my co-workers started to train me how to handle some of his regular monthly tasks, and during that breakdown, he doubled-clicked a strange icon on his desktop which triggered a spree of windows opening then closing
When all was said & done, the files that had been in a folder were now in their appropriate destination folders with fresh new names to meet our department file naming conventions
My co-worker explained that he had run a PowerShell script so that the computer would do the repetitive annoyance of renaming & moving those files
He explained how this method reduced the chance of error
Consider having to rename & move 50 computer files, each laborious one after the other
Each rename & move opened the door to small mistakes
Then compound having to repeat that process each month
No human is capable of batting a perfect 100% for very long like that
But!
By setting up that script once & debugging the script, the process becomes almost fool-proof
PowerShell had me hooked
I began diving into online blogs & tutorials, testing what other steps I could automate with PowerShell
After several months of tweaking & learning, I had some of my simple tasks, which used to take me about an hour or two, down to a mere click of a button & typing in the answer to a few prompts
Wow, did I feel like some type of fancy big-shot
Outside of work, I wrote a PowerShell script to analyze NFL player stats to assist my fantasy football draft selections
That was probably my favorite PowerShell project - combining my passion for statistical analysis & PowerShell
How Can YOU Learn PowerShell?
Is it not obvious??
You, my curious reader, can learn PowerShell by staying tuned for future posts in this impending blog-series {=
Wednesday, December 8, 2021
AutoBio - Part Two
Part Two of Auto Biography
Kindergarten Drama
Recap of Part One
I shared my oldest memory - technically what I am currently convinced is my oldest memory
In that memory, I ride with my mom to get my first ever pair of eye glasses
While I remember the ride there for unbeknownst reasons (likely something to do with the funky thoughts bouncing in my brain), my mom has told me a time or two that she remembers the return trip home from getting my eye glasses
For any who may be curious, I now excitedly wear contact lenses!
Elementary School
A quick catch-up for any asking themselves, "what does elementary school mean?"
To any others who know, I encourage you to jump to the next bold print
In Martinsburg, PA, USA, in the year 1999, young humans around 5 years-old were sent to "elementary school"
This name, elementary, covers grades kindergarten thru 5th grade
Following 5th grade, I progress to "middle school" for grades 6 thru 8, then wrapped up my public education in "high school" for grades 9 thru 12
Should you have any other questions or confusions about elementary school, please hesitate not to ask in the comments below or toss me some other form of digital communication [e.g. Tweet, email]
My Elementary School: Martinsburg Elementary School (MES)
I agree, that is not a creative or awe-inspiring name
But the name is true & logical
Martinsburg Elementary School, MES, resides beside a very small local air port
By small, I mean that this air port is known more for the rotate attempt at its restaurant de jour more than any actual departing flights
The runway did make for some cool recess moments as planes would either glide in or out of the runaway!
Kindergarten Setting
Ms / Mrs Reed taught my kindergarten class - the proper marital-status pronoun escapes me presently
About 20 other energetic 5-ish year-olds joined me each morning for the learning-packed session
I mention only morning because MES kindergarten dismissed the students around lunchtime (I'm struggling to recall if it was a pre- or post-lunch dismissal), which accounted for only a half-day when compared to the length of the 1st - 12th grade school days
Most days, before being dismissed, we were given a small snack, the lights would be turned off, and we would watch a short TV program
The Drama
One eventful day, during snack & TV time, I sat beside an eye-catching fellow kindergartener - a girl
For her own safety (and my laziness preventing my reaching out to get her consent), her name will be changed to Stephania, or Steph for short
So there I sat beside Steph with a chocolate cookie-wafer-thing in hand, lights off, with some kiddie TV show playing
Enter the drama that would follow Steph & I for many years to come
I remember her spontaneously leaning over to kiss me on the cheek
Bewildered, I saw no other course of action but to reciprocate
However, she claims this minor cheek-kiss was all my doing, with her never reciprocating, & it taking place out in the hallway outside of class
Should I ever gain abundant access either to a time machine OR a device with crystal-ball-like memory-playback capability, I will painstakingly review each day of kindergarten to track down THAT moment, thus determining who tells the truer tale
By the way, this debate between Steph & me continued thru most, if not all, of our years in elementary school
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